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pizzary:

when u attempt to interact w your followers but they just ain’t havin’ it

joshpeck:

when your friend makes an offensive joke but you don’t want to start anything with them

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unlovingful:

my life would improve by 1000% if i was skinny

clarknokent:

thatonechick42:

littlecupcakenymph:

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Oh.My.God. 

There ARE ACTUAL REAL MEN OUT THERE??!

THAT RESPECT WOMEN?

THAT ACCEPT “no” FOR AN ANSWER?

What.is.happening.

Quick, reblog this everywhere so we can learn and grow as a species!

Exactly the type of response guys should give when girls say no to anything, from dates-to sex.

banashtons:

luke will literally laugh at anything ash does even when its not meant to be funny 

straight-as-a-curly-fry:

komlin:

livingonmusicals:

komlin:

livingonmusicals:

komlin:

livingonmusicals:

ok y’all 

how do i ask a boy out 

roses are red
violets are blue
guess what, my bed
has room for two

OH MY GOD NO

twinkle twinkle little star
we can do it in a car

STOP IT

row, row, row your boat
gently down the stream
merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily
i can make you scream

I feel like the last one is verging dangerously into serial killer territory

"I want to text you. Just to remind you that I’m still here. But then I remember that you know I’m here. You just don’t care."
-Midnight thoughts (I won’t do this again)